IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
you guys should take this quiz and tell me what your results were so i can know how to most effectively love on you
this was mine:
basically boils down to “tell me I’m pretty but don’t fucking touch me”
ahaha guess who’s touch-starved
touch me while you spend time with me
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???
HAHAHA OH MY GOD YES here is me stepping on the Deadpool cosplayer although my head is partially cut off hahaha I love this thank you anon for sending this to me!!!
I CAN WAKE UP LATE TOMORROW.
fuck: #fuck shit: #HUSSIE YOU LITTLE SHIT dick: #dick no: #no more cricket please (Kuroshitsuji omg) hell: #Chell sex: #the sex pistols damn: #damn right
LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK
fuck: #FUCKING GORGEOUS TBH
shit: #hopy shit this is adoraperfect
dick: #i am a dick
no: #now you know
hell: #hella more like SUPER hella
sex: #sexy beanpole
damn: #GOD DAMN ITS HOT
I’M ON VACATIONS.
i hope they change the actor for daario naharis every season for absolutely no reason and with no explanation given
#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge
VIVALDI IS A FUCKING GENIUS.