Kelmer: (n.) 20 year old male cluster of contradictions that happens to play guitar, get obsessed with videogames, watch anime, and blindly believe he can actually change the world.

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sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

montparnaughty:

aceprouvaire:

twiggybox:

yo

you guys should take this quiz and tell me what your results were so i can know how to most effectively love on you

this was mine:

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basically boils down to “tell me I’m pretty but don’t fucking touch me”

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ahaha guess who’s touch-starved

touch me while you spend time with me

life

percypeetapotterfan:

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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DID THE PERCY JACKSON FANDOM JUST HIGHJACK A POST???

azumarrill:

HAHAHA OH MY GOD YES here is me stepping on the Deadpool cosplayer although my head is partially cut off hahaha I love this thank you anon for sending this to me!!!

azumarrill:

HAHAHA OH MY GOD YES here is me stepping on the Deadpool cosplayer although my head is partially cut off hahaha I love this thank you anon for sending this to me!!!

kill la kill satsuki kiryuin deadpool
street fighter

I CAN WAKE UP LATE TOMORROW.

SORT OF life
BECAUSE I DIDNT USE TO WATCH TV lau

montparnaughty:

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

fuck: #FUCKING GORGEOUS TBH
shit: #hopy shit this is adoraperfect
dick: #i am a dick
no: #now you know
hell: #hella more like SUPER hella
sex: #sexy beanpole
damn: #GOD DAMN ITS HOT

fuck: #fuck shit: #HUSSIE YOU LITTLE SHIT dick: #dick no: #no more cricket please (Kuroshitsuji omg) hell: #Chell sex: #the sex pistols damn: #damn right
fun life

I’M ON VACATIONS.

life the college life
  • me: i need to get good grades on this tests
  • me: *doesn't study*
the college life

creepyasha:

i hope they change the actor for daario naharis every season for absolutely no reason and with no explanation given

game of thrones daario naharis
connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

Game of Thrones Joffrey Lannister Margaery Tyrell
ygo

VIVALDI IS A FUCKING GENIUS.

life classical music the musician life antonio vivaldi vivaldi